Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| A1 | The Twelve Pains of Christmas | Bob Rivers | 3:42 |
| A2 | The Chimney Song | Bob Rivers | 2:12 |
| A3 | We Wish You Weren't Living With Us | Bob Rivers | 0:50 |
| A4 | Wreck the Malls | Bob Rivers | 2:05 |
| A5 | A Visit From St. Nicholson | Bob Rivers | 4:32 |
| B1 | O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads | Bob Rivers | 1:26 |
| B2 | I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa (When I Get Out on Parole) | Bob Rivers | 3:09 |
| B3 | The Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen" | Bob Rivers | 1:36 |
| B4 | Foreigners | Bob Rivers | 2:09 |
| B5 | Joy to the World | Bob Rivers | 1:23 |
| B6 | A Message From the King | Bob Rivers | 2:18 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 14c3e571-6750-3967-a899-9ee062a9e60a (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.