Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Are We Nearly There Yet? | Television Personalities | 3:30 |
| 2 | The Peter Gabriel Song | Television Personalities | 3:32 |
| 3 | The Eminem Song | Television Personalities | 2:42 |
| 4 | I Get Scared When I Don't Know Where You Are | Television Personalities | 3:43 |
| 5 | I See Dead People | Television Personalities | 1:33 |
| 6 | If I Could Write Poetry | Television Personalities | 2:07 |
| 7 | If I Should Fall Behind | Television Personalities | 3:18 |
| 8 | Coltrane's Ghost | Television Personalities | 2:56 |
| 9 | Mr. Brightside | Television Personalities | 2:49 |
| 10 | All the Midnight Cowboys | Television Personalities | 2:39 |
| 11 | All the King's Horses | Television Personalities | 2:48 |
| 12 | You Are Loved | Television Personalities | 3:28 |
| 13 | It's All About the Girl | Television Personalities | 2:06 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 09c7a0c9-f2c4-3ce5-9dd7-4e8f029d41fe (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.