Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Financial of Alphabet No. 7 | Blood on Wedding Dress | |
| 2 | Apple, the Dragon Slayer | Blood on Wedding Dress | |
| 3 | My Chemical Trendy Fashion Setter | Blood on Wedding Dress | |
| 4 | Vomit a Stapler and Staple Your Lips | Blood on Wedding Dress | |
| 5 | Midtro | You Can't Hug Your Children With Nuclear Arms | |
| 6 | Taking Back Sundae (Hey!!! That's My Ice Cream!) | You Can't Hug Your Children With Nuclear Arms | |
| 7 | My Penis Is a Shovel and You've Got a Fine Patch of Grass | You Can't Hug Your Children With Nuclear Arms | |
| 8 | Twenty-Nine Pheygs in a Baghdad Ballot | You Can't Hug Your Children With Nuclear Arms | |
| 9 | That Case of Lockjaw Sure Didn't Stop You From Getting in His Pants | You Can't Hug Your Children With Nuclear Arms |
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Source: MusicBrainz release group ceb739a8-9856-3c8b-943e-9060ad4bea79 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.