Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Intro | The Ugly Fat Kids | 0:21 |
| 2 | How She Made Her Name In Hollywood | The Ugly Fat Kids | 1:35 |
| 3 | The Ballad of Jeeves McCormick | The Ugly Fat Kids | 1:44 |
| 4 | Capt. Buzzkill & The No-Fun Commandos | The Ugly Fat Kids | 0:51 |
| 5 | Who Cares About Apathy? | The Ugly Fat Kids | 1:49 |
| 6 | $50 Bleu | The Ugly Fat Kids | 1:58 |
| 7 | The Psychopated Beatdown | The Ugly Fat Kids | 2:01 |
| 8 | Miles From Madison | The Ugly Fat Kids | 1:50 |
| 9 | Not Another Fuckin' Love Song | The Ugly Fat Kids | 1:37 |
| 10 | Interlude | The Ugly Fat Kids | 0:21 |
| 11 | Guys Named Geoff | The Ugly Fat Kids | 1:24 |
| 12 | The Thanks I Get | The Ugly Fat Kids | 2:02 |
| 13 | Cold Beers & Hot Asses | The Ugly Fat Kids | 2:09 |
| 14 | Emo Song | The Ugly Fat Kids | 2:01 |
| 15 | Tiajuana Hooker | The Ugly Fat Kids | 2:16 |
| 16 | Transcend | The Ugly Fat Kids | 2:22 |
| 17 | My Friend, The Embryo | The Ugly Fat Kids | 3:02 |
| 18 | Maybe Next Wednesday | The Ugly Fat Kids | 2:02 |
| 19 | Outro | The Ugly Fat Kids | 0:19 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 387540eb-3624-39b8-8e74-c63423ccfd97 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.