Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Going in for Guns | Dos Gringos | 3:19 |
| 2 | I Wish I Had a Gun Just Like the A-10 | Dos Gringos | 2:06 |
| 3 | I Want to Take Off From a Carrier | Dos Gringos | 2:23 |
| 4 | At Least I'm Not the Snacko | Dos Gringos | 3:45 |
| 5 | You've Gotta Be in the Guard | Dos Gringos | 4:21 |
| 6 | The Legend of Shaved Dog's Ass | Dos Gringos | 5:51 |
| 7 | S.O.S. | Dos Gringos | 3:15 |
| 8 | Sammy Small | Dos Gringos | 3:23 |
| 9 | Back in the LPA | Dos Gringos | 3:20 |
| 10 | Has Anybody Seen My Wingman | Dos Gringos | 0:50 |
| 11 | 12 Inch Penis | Dos Gringos | 7:13 |
| 12 | Heat's Not Gay | Dos Gringos | 3:01 |
| 13 | Squiggly Porn | Dos Gringos | 2:22 |
| 14 | The Things I Love | Dos Gringos | 2:37 |
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Source: MusicBrainz release group a6472261-93fa-3b5a-a624-c53dee29a43b (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.