Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Oh, Thank Heaven | Paul Aldrich | 0:54 |
| 2 | Mother Goose | Paul Aldrich | 4:30 |
| 3 | Finals Week | Paul Aldrich | 0:34 |
| 4 | Don't You Touch Me | Paul Aldrich | 4:22 |
| 5 | The Dentist Office | Paul Aldrich | 0:39 |
| 6 | Apathy...Who Cares | Paul Aldrich | 2:38 |
| 7 | Minor Christmas Medley | Paul Aldrich | 2:58 |
| 8 | The Inquirer | Paul Aldrich | 3:23 |
| 9 | Driver's Test | Paul Aldrich | 4:52 |
| 10 | Paul Goes To Camp | Paul Aldrich | 7:12 |
| 11 | Don Not Judge | Paul Aldrich | 0:29 |
| 12 | Log Eye | Paul Aldrich | 3:15 |
| 13 | The Yuppie Psalm | Paul Aldrich | 1:45 |
| 14 | Dysfunctionals Of The Bible | Paul Aldrich | 3:45 |
| 15 | The Dysfunctional Family Theme Song | Paul Aldrich | 2:17 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group b24649af-ada7-3a15-9e55-5b92428b46b8 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.