Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Hello Kalamazoo | Robert Schimmel | 4:24 |
| 2 | Theme Parks | Robert Schimmel | 5:37 |
| 3 | Premature Ejaculation | Robert Schimmel | 10:03 |
| 4 | Fake Breasts | Robert Schimmel | 1:46 |
| 5 | Commuter Planes | Robert Schimmel | 5:00 |
| 6 | The Gym Continued | Robert Schimmel | 3:13 |
| 7 | Heart Attack | Robert Schimmel | 13:15 |
| 8 | Talking During Sex | Robert Schimmel | 9:18 |
| 9 | My Daughter's Boyfriend | Robert Schimmel | 4:36 |
| 10 | My Daughter's Computer | Robert Schimmel | 4:48 |
| 11 | Sigmoidoscopy | Robert Schimmel | 5:35 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group a71686f2-55ba-32a5-8356-e4f9c37d099f (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.