Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Introduction & Opening Monologue | Larry the Cable Guy | 6:42 |
| 2 | Lapquest | Larry the Cable Guy | 0:32 |
| 3 | Eulogy | Larry the Cable Guy | 3:00 |
| 4 | Tobacco Company Choir | Larry the Cable Guy | 1:21 |
| 5 | Plus-Sized Fashion Shorts | Larry the Cable Guy | 1:06 |
| 6 | Nativity Scene | Larry the Cable Guy | 6:36 |
| 7 | Farting Jingle Bells | Larry the Cable Guy | 0:38 |
| 8 | Bobblehead Heating Dolls | Larry the Cable Guy | 1:07 |
| 9 | Comedian Muhammad & Oscar | Larry the Cable Guy | 0:47 |
| 10 | Holiday Carols | Larry the Cable Guy | 1:53 |
| 11 | A Santa's Q&A | Larry the Cable Guy | 10:58 |
| 12 | Nutcracker | Larry the Cable Guy | 0:34 |
| 13 | Dysfunctional Family Christmas | Larry the Cable Guy | 3:35 |
| 14 | Liberal Commie Environmental Poem | Larry the Cable Guy | 3:25 |
| 15 | Magic o' the Mime | Larry the Cable Guy | 1:43 |
| 16 | 1-900 | Larry the Cable Guy | 0:59 |
| 17 | The Chitmunks | Larry the Cable Guy | 4:06 |
| 18 | Patriotic Poem | Larry the Cable Guy | 2:58 |
| 19 | Medley of Carols | Larry the Cable Guy | 0:50 |
| 20 | Closing Monologue | Larry the Cable Guy | 0:50 |
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