Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Hot Ticket | Kathy Griffin | 2:41 |
| 2 | The Survey: Gay? Straight? | Kathy Griffin | 0:43 |
| 3 | The Clicker (For the Maggie Fans) | Kathy Griffin | 2:16 |
| 4 | My First Rebanning (Hi Barbara Walters!) | Kathy Griffin | 2:50 |
| 5 | Happy Sunday (More Maggie!) | Kathy Griffin | 3:48 |
| 6 | Cover Me | Kathy Griffin | 4:08 |
| 7 | Oprah Is a Deity (And I Think She Is Full of Shit) | Kathy Griffin | 2:35 |
| 8 | Oprah's Favorite Things | Kathy Griffin | 6:20 |
| 9 | The Osmonds Were Never Cool | Kathy Griffin | 6:40 |
| 10 | Freaky Doll People (Demi? Oh Yeah!) | Kathy Griffin | 6:13 |
| 11 | Straight Guys Wake Up! | Kathy Griffin | 4:47 |
| 12 | Our New Daddy's Coming | Kathy Griffin | 4:16 |
| 13 | Wizard of Woz | Kathy Griffin | 2:13 |
| 14 | My Run in With Spielberg | Kathy Griffin | 8:20 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 69ba02ed-4f34-3132-8295-db71b7f6f292 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.