Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Tortoise From Hell | The Mrs. Ackroyd Band | 4:06 |
| 2 | The Trains of Waterloo | The Mrs. Ackroyd Band | 3:16 |
| 3 | Steven and Stella | The Mrs. Ackroyd Band | 5:31 |
| 4 | Nancy and Willie | The Mrs. Ackroyd Band | 4:31 |
| 5 | She Moves Through the Fair | The Mrs. Ackroyd Band | 3:55 |
| 6 | In the Snow of Deep Midwinter | The Mrs. Ackroyd Band | 4:27 |
| 7 | Quasi B. Goode | The Mrs. Ackroyd Band | 2:47 |
| 8 | Hunting the Cutty Wren | The Mrs. Ackroyd Band | 3:23 |
| 9 | Jehovah's Witness at the Door | The Mrs. Ackroyd Band | 5:31 |
| 10 | Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogeryychwyrndrobwllllantisiliogogogoch | The Mrs. Ackroyd Band | 3:26 |
| 11 | The Hard Cheese of Old England | The Mrs. Ackroyd Band | 2:58 |
| 12 | My Snails Have Not Yet Arrived | The Mrs. Ackroyd Band | 3:49 |
| 13 | The William Patel Overture | The Mrs. Ackroyd Band | 4:03 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group a97fdea1-b688-3b43-8569-bf43acdc116c (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.