Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Mullet Hunter | Ralphie May | 5:52 |
| 2 | Flip-Flops | Ralphie May | 4:25 |
| 3 | Celebrity Fit Club | Ralphie May | 5:03 |
| 4 | The Food Channel | Ralphie May | 5:43 |
| 5 | Being Right vs. Being Happy | Ralphie May | 5:24 |
| 6 | Living With Tivo | Ralphie May | 5:40 |
| 7 | Lie Every Day | Ralphie May | 5:30 |
| 8 | Boobs | Ralphie May | 4:02 |
| 9 | Couture | Ralphie May | 4:40 |
| 10 | Favorite Gifts | Ralphie May | 2:38 |
| 11 | Silence | Ralphie May | 7:05 |
| 12 | Work That Monkey | Ralphie May | 3:07 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 89323b02-0a7b-3bcf-bafa-af7ec5fdc26f (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.