Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Bobbi: Don't Ever Say That Word! | Phil Hendrie | 4:25 |
| 2 | Vernon: Mother's Day Lube | Phil Hendrie | 3:38 |
| 3 | R.C.: Doing Cows | Phil Hendrie | 2:26 |
| 4 | Colleen: Two Fingers to Inner Thighs | Phil Hendrie | 1:17 |
| 5 | Clara and the A.D.D. Guy | Phil Hendrie | 3:55 |
| 6 | David Hall: Women in the Bathroom | Phil Hendrie | 5:57 |
| 7 | Pastor William: Werewolf! | Phil Hendrie | 4:23 |
| 8 | Dean: Ass Basting for Peace | Phil Hendrie | 5:58 |
| 9 | Ted Loves the Lakers | Phil Hendrie | 5:07 |
| 10 | Jeff on Roller Coaster Safety | Phil Hendrie | 5:07 |
| 11 | Art: British Airways | Phil Hendrie | 3:24 |
| 12 | Chris' Clone | Phil Hendrie | 4:06 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group aa9811c6-b696-3f75-94da-4b3b9a9f12d4 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.