Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|
| 1 | Surfin' USM | Jim Bob, Fruitbat | 3:14 |
| 2 | My Second to Last Will and Testament | Jim Bob, Fruitbat | 2:38 |
| 3 | Anytime Anyplace Anywhere | Jim Bob, Fruitbat | 4:11 |
| 4 | A Prince in a Pauper's Grave | Jim Bob, Fruitbat | 4:26 |
| 5 | Shoppers' Paradise | Jim Bob, Fruitbat | 4:54 |
| 6 | Billy's Smart Circus | Jim Bob, Fruitbat | 4:06 |
| 7 | Bloodsport for All | Jim Bob, Fruitbat | 5:06 |
| 8 | Sealed With a Glasgow Kiss | Jim Bob, Fruitbat | 2:05 |
| 9 | Say It With Flowers | Jim Bob, Fruitbat | 3:18 |
| 10 | Falling on a Bruise | Jim Bob, Fruitbat | 5:57 |
| 11 | The Final Comedown | Jim Bob, Fruitbat | 2:06 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group f54303eb-c9c2-3e1e-9c2b-eff6bddcd912 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.