Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | O-H-I-O | Dead Schembechlers | 0:41 |
| 2 | Rodriguez Is a Weasel | Dead Schembechlers | 1:44 |
| 3 | You Lost to Appalachian State | Dead Schembechlers | 0:19 |
| 4 | I'm So Bored with the SEC | Dead Schembechlers | 1:48 |
| 5 | USC Don't Mean Nuthin' to Me | Dead Schembechlers | 1:11 |
| 6 | U S(uck) C(ock) | Dead Schembechlers | 1:04 |
| 7 | Rich Rodriguez Can Suck My Dick | Dead Schembechlers | 1:39 |
| 8 | Chad Henne Is a Motherfucking Joke | Dead Schembechlers | 2:09 |
| 9 | Buckeye Surfer Girl | Dead Schembechlers | 2:52 |
| 10 | We Don't Give a Damn for the Whole State of Michigan | Dead Schembechlers | 1:14 |
| 11 | The Ann Arbor Chainsaw Massacre Christmas Song | Dead Schembechlers | 1:59 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 6440fc9f-0939-353a-b7f4-f4267581a10c (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.