Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Quidditch Ball Wizard | Steve Goodie | 3:00 |
| 2 | Charliesomething | Eric Schwartz | 2:45 |
| 3 | First House | Tom Tuerff | 2:52 |
| 4 | Let Me Make You Smile in Bed | The Four Postmen | 2:20 |
| 5 | Tonight Is the Night | Lorne Elliott | 2:22 |
| 6 | She’s a Guy | Lord of the Pants | 3:37 |
| 7 | Winning the War on Drugs | Wammo | 3:09 |
| 8 | Crayfish | The Scurvy Pirates | 2:30 |
| 9 | Booger | Slim Beltbuckle | 2:47 |
| 10 | Stop Draggin’ My Car Around (demo) | “Weird Al” Yankovic | 3:21 |
| 11 | We Got a Stick for That | David M. Kilgore | 3:28 |
| 12 | I’m Just Your Mom | Bill Larkin | 3:13 |
| 13 | Penguin on the Telly | Tony Goldmark | 3:31 |
| 14 | The Horrible Movie Song | The Four Postmen | 3:36 |
| 15 | Sex ’n’ Violence | Dan Hart | 2:45 |
| 16 | I Want Sex | Harvey Sid Fisher feat. Nikki Davis | 2:08 |
| 17 | The Window Cleaner | George Formby | 2:51 |
| 18 | Reinstalling Windows | Les Barker | 2:09 |
| 19 | Email Legends | Marilyn Rucker | 3:16 |
| 20 | Renting | Steve Goodie | 3:49 |
| 21 | Suicide Hotline | Mr. X's Briefcase | 3:30 |
| 22 | Pachelbel (live at Alcon) | Rob Paravonian | 4:27 |
| 23 | How the Grinch Stole Chanukah | Mike Toomey | 3:15 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group df4c30b5-9014-3737-aac1-f84d78393a04 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.