Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Keys Wallet Phone | The Lancashire Hotpots | 2:12 |
| 2 | I Fear Ikea | The Lancashire Hotpots | 2:44 |
| 3 | I Heart Youtube | The Lancashire Hotpots | 2:12 |
| 4 | Uncle Bernard | The Lancashire Hotpots | 3:07 |
| 5 | Deirdre | The Lancashire Hotpots | 1:57 |
| 6 | Don't Make the Polar Bears Cry | The Lancashire Hotpots | 1:11 |
| 7 | ESC, ALT & F4 | The Lancashire Hotpots | 4:25 |
| 8 | Chav | The Lancashire Hotpots | 3:02 |
| 9 | Indie Disco | The Lancashire Hotpots | 3:27 |
| 10 | BOGOFF | The Lancashire Hotpots | 3:01 |
| 11 | The Olympics | The Lancashire Hotpots | 2:41 |
| 12 | On the Box | The Lancashire Hotpots | 2:15 |
| 13 | The Girl From Bargin Booze | The Lancashire Hotpots | 4:02 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 0f5d9be7-7c0c-4ae1-a019-80fb1ad1cdbc (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.