Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1.1 | Title Page | George Selden | 0:16 |
| 1.2 | Tucker | George Selden | 7:31 |
| 1.3 | Mario | George Selden | 9:26 |
| 1.4 | Chester | George Selden | 9:46 |
| 1.5 | Harry Cat | George Selden | 7:33 |
| 1.6 | Sunday Morning | George Selden | 7:59 |
| 1.7 | Sai Fong | George Selden | 8:17 |
| 1.8 | Sai Fong stops speaking... | George Selden | 2:49 |
| 2.1 | The Cricket Cage | George Selden | 7:13 |
| 2.2 | Tucker's Life Savings | George Selden | 9:05 |
| 2.3 | Tucker moaned and massaged... | George Selden | 6:29 |
| 2.4 | The Chinese Dinner | George Selden | 5:27 |
| 2.5 | You know what this is?... | George Selden | 5:56 |
| 2.6 | The Dinner Party | George Selden | 8:06 |
| 2.7 | Chester got an ovation... | George Selden | 4:36 |
| 2.8 | The Jinx | George Selden | 9:20 |
| 2.9 | Papa Bellini came back from the locksmith's... | George Selden | 1:27 |
| 3.1 | Mr. Smedley | George Selden | 8:00 |
| 3.2 | When the playing was over... | George Selden | 3:14 |
| 3.3 | Fame | George Selden | 5:09 |
| 3.4 | During the next few days... | George Selden | 8:14 |
| 3.5 | Orpheus | George Selden | 7:16 |
| 3.6 | The next day at five minutes to six... | George Selden | 4:53 |
| 3.7 | Grand Central Station | George Selden | 6:00 |
| 3.8 | When they reached the station... | George Selden | 5:12 |
| 3.9 | Advertisement | George Selden | 0:41 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group f53893b3-3fe5-4d22-8238-3e8c8ca4247d (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.