Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wal*Mart-Approved Music | The Hathaway Family Plot | 1:08 |
| 2 | The High-Speed Action You've Been Craving | The Hathaway Family Plot | 1:27 |
| 3 | Ambien, NY-Quil and Bourbon | The Hathaway Family Plot | 2:24 |
| 4 | I Can't Do This | The Hathaway Family Plot | 2:12 |
| 5 | Noble Rot | The Hathaway Family Plot | 2:51 |
| 6 | Losing Lottery Ticket | The Hathaway Family Plot | 1:16 |
| 7 | Banks of the Ohio | The Hathaway Family Plot | 4:14 |
| 8 | Apply Directly to the Forehead | The Hathaway Family Plot | 1:41 |
| 9 | Love Canal | The Hathaway Family Plot | 2:18 |
| 10 | Keep Spending, You'll Figure It Out | The Hathaway Family Plot | 1:29 |
| 11 | Worm on the Sidewalk | The Hathaway Family Plot | 3:13 |
| 12 | Kept Mostly to Himself | The Hathaway Family Plot | 1:52 |
| 13 | Means of Production | The Hathaway Family Plot | 1:09 |
| 14 | Customer Service | The Hathaway Family Plot | 1:28 |
| 15 | What Am I Doing Wrong? | The Hathaway Family Plot | 2:58 |
| 16 | Down, Down, Down | The Hathaway Family Plot | 4:38 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group ac2faf17-de21-4fb2-af1e-cbf682a36538 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.