Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Who Will Save New Jersey? | David Bryan | 5:50 |
| 2 | Jersey Girl | David Bryan | 2:11 |
| 3 | Get the Geek | David Bryan | 2:10 |
| 4 | Kick Your Ass | David Bryan | 2:13 |
| 5 | My Big French Boyfriend | David Bryan | 2:22 |
| 6 | Thank God She's Blind | David Bryan | 3:41 |
| 7 | Big Green Freak | David Bryan | 2:50 |
| 8 | Choose Me, Oprah! | David Bryan | 3:23 |
| 9 | Hot Toxic Love | David Bryan | 4:25 |
| 10 | The Legend of the Toxic Avenger | David Bryan | 2:34 |
| 11 | Evil Is Hot | David Bryan | 2:48 |
| 12 | Bitch/Slut/Liar/Whore | David Bryan | 2:00 |
| 13 | Everybody Dies | David Bryan | 2:14 |
| 14 | You Tore My Heart Out | David Bryan | 3:26 |
| 15 | All Men Are Freaks | David Bryan | 2:40 |
| 16 | A Brand New Day in New Jersey | David Bryan | 3:14 |
| 17 | Bonus Track: You Tore My Heart Out | David Bryan | 3:20 |
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