Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | White House Call | Tom Mabe | 0:39 |
| 2 | Afganistan on Line | Tom Mabe | 3:48 |
| 3 | Dinner With the President | Tom Mabe | 2:49 |
| 4 | Crime Scene | Tom Mabe | 3:11 |
| 5 | White House Call 2 | Tom Mabe | 0:35 |
| 6 | Illegal Aliens on the Roof | Tom Mabe | 2:24 |
| 7 | That Girl on the Radio | Tom Mabe | 2:23 |
| 8 | White House Call 3 | Tom Mabe | 1:08 |
| 9 | There's an Echo in My Cell Phone | Tom Mabe | 1:22 |
| 10 | Bird Flu | Tom Mabe | 1:03 |
| 11 | One Cheese Burger at the Drive Thru | Tom Mabe | 1:17 |
| 12 | Play Area Drive Thru | Tom Mabe | 0:55 |
| 13 | Redneck Lottery (The Wal Mart Song) | Tom Mabe | 1:22 |
| 14 | Daddy's Little Girl | Tom Mabe | 2:13 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group cb206301-4bd4-498d-b6d0-0338435547d5 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.