Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Hello and Several Jokes on Topics Ranging From Elevators to Goofing Around on a Whale Watch | Eugene Mirman | 5:41 |
| 2 | My Gas Got Shut Off - Boo! | Eugene Mirman | 2:31 |
| 3 | Vancouver, Detroit, and Bears! | Eugene Mirman | 3:38 |
| 4 | Divisive Online Banner Ads | Eugene Mirman | 1:36 |
| 5 | America Is Better Than Abortion | Eugene Mirman | 1:18 |
| 6 | The Questionable Polls of Russia Today | Eugene Mirman | 5:22 |
| 7 | I Found an iPod | Eugene Mirman | 1:01 |
| 8 | The Will to Whatevs Book Tour and an Amazing Boy With Asperger's | Eugene Mirman | 2:52 |
| 9 | Classmates.com | Eugene Mirman | 5:08 |
| 10 | Sex, Delta AirLIES, and Videotape: A Three-Part Radio Play Very Based on a True Story | Eugene Mirman | 6:41 |
| 11 | My Letter to Delta Airlines, Your Postcard to Delta Airlines | Eugene Mirman | 5:52 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 02b32caa-9f4a-4e33-b74f-277847705edb (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.