Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Third Rock From the Sun | Joe Diffie | 2:51 |
| 2 | John Deere Green | Joe Diffie | 4:36 |
| 3 | Texas Size Heartache | Joe Diffie | 2:43 |
| 4 | Ships That Don’t Come In | Joe Diffie | 3:42 |
| 5 | Pickup Man | Joe Diffie | 3:39 |
| 6 | So Help Me Girl | Joe Diffie | 3:35 |
| 7 | Poor Me | Joe Diffie | 4:11 |
| 8 | Honky Tonk Attitude | Joe Diffie | 3:51 |
| 9 | Home | Joe Diffie | 3:23 |
| 10 | Prop Me Up Beside the Jukebox (If I Die) | Joe Diffie | 3:49 |
| 11 | Bigger Than the Beatles | Joe Diffie | 3:58 |
| 12 | Hurt Me All the Time | Joe Diffie | 2:21 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 393c9c57-8724-34ea-857b-0581478f395d (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.