Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 80 Guests Into Lake | Adam Stafford | 1:52 |
| 2 | His Trumpet Playing Was Upsetting His Breathing | Adam Stafford | 5:16 |
| 3 | Celox | Adam Stafford | 0:27 |
| 4 | John Swinney | Adam Stafford | 0:15 |
| 5 | The Better Father He Will Be | Adam Stafford | 2:45 |
| 6 | A Rubber Coated Tray | Adam Stafford | 0:31 |
| 7 | You Are One Rich Pensioner | Adam Stafford | 1:11 |
| 8 | Horns | Adam Stafford | 1:48 |
| 9 | Cooks x4 | Adam Stafford | 1:08 |
| 10 | He Jumped Well All Year Round | Adam Stafford | 0:20 |
| 11 | Digits That Should | Adam Stafford | 1:58 |
| 12 | Extracts From The Evacuee | Adam Stafford | 0:32 |
| 13 | Shaded Squares | Adam Stafford | 3:40 |
| 14 | Loch Etive | Adam Stafford | 0:20 |
| 15 | Most of The Horses We See in Reality Are Depressed | Adam Stafford | 9:03 |
| 16 | Them Horses | Adam Stafford | 1:19 |
| 17 | Miniature Porcelain Horse Emporium | Adam Stafford | 2:09 |
| 18 | Relax, You Hip Man | Adam Stafford | 1:17 |
| 19 | Clown Protection | Adam Stafford | 3:32 |
| 20 | Wind Oar/God Oar | Adam Stafford | 4:37 |
| 21 | Screw Bums In Dirty Lick House | Adam Stafford | 1:01 |
| 22 | Extracts From The Evacuee (part 2) | Adam Stafford | 0:29 |
| 23 | Most Lions We See on Television Are Depressed | Adam Stafford | 0:39 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 3e94a940-632e-4768-9127-e3e96bdfa916 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.