Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Twee Patrol (full mix) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 2:06 |
| 2 | Cheese Scrambler (full mix) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 1:51 |
| 3 | Watermelon War (full mix) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 1:56 |
| 4 | Fumble Snatcher (full mix) | Eliot Pulse & Kyle White | 1:58 |
| 5 | Monkey Buddy (full mix) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 1:58 |
| 6 | Bach That Ass Up (full mix) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 1:56 |
| 7 | Elastic Waistband (full mix) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 2:03 |
| 8 | Sandwich of Hurl (full mix) | Eliot Pulse & Kyle White | 2:09 |
| 9 | Planetary Takeover (full mix) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 2:02 |
| 10 | Harpsicle (full mix) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 2:01 |
| 11 | Twee Patrol (full mix) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 1:00 |
| 12 | Cheese Scrambler (full mix) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 1:00 |
| 13 | Watermelon War (full mix) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 1:00 |
| 14 | Fumble Snatcher (full mix) | Eliot Pulse & Kyle White | 1:00 |
| 15 | Monkey Buddy (full mix) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 1:00 |
| 16 | Bach That Ass Up (full mix) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 1:00 |
| 17 | Elastic Waistband (full mix) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 1:00 |
| 18 | Sandwich of Hurl (full mix) | Eliot Pulse & Kyle White | 1:00 |
| 19 | Planetary Takeover (full mix) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 1:00 |
| 20 | Harpsicle (full mix) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 1:00 |
| 21 | Twee Patrol (full mix) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 0:30 |
| 22 | Cheese Scrambler (full mix) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 0:30 |
| 23 | Watermelon War (full mix) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 0:30 |
| 24 | Fumble Snatcher (full mix) | Eliot Pulse & Kyle White | 0:30 |
| 25 | Monkey Buddy (full mix) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 0:30 |
| 26 | Bach That Ass Up (full mix) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 0:30 |
| 27 | Elastic Waistband (full mix) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 0:30 |
| 28 | Sandwich of Hurl (full mix) | Eliot Pulse & Kyle White | 0:30 |
| 29 | Planetary Takeover (full mix) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 0:30 |
| 30 | Harpsicle (full mix) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 0:30 |
| 31 | Twee Patrol (narration) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 2:06 |
| 32 | Cheese Scrambler (narration) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 1:51 |
| 33 | Watermelon War (narration) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 1:56 |
| 34 | Fumble Snatcher (narration) | Eliot Pulse & Kyle White | 1:58 |
| 35 | Monkey Buddy (narration) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 1:58 |
| 36 | Bach That Ass Up (narration) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 1:56 |
| 37 | Elastic Waistband (narration) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 2:03 |
| 38 | Sandwich of Hurl (narration) | Eliot Pulse & Kyle White | 2:09 |
| 39 | Planetary Takeover (narration) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 2:02 |
| 40 | Harpsicle (narration) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 2:01 |
| 41 | Twee Patrol (narration) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 1:00 |
| 42 | Cheese Scrambler (narration) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 1:00 |
| 43 | Watermelon War (narration) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 1:00 |
| 44 | Fumble Snatcher (narration) | Eliot Pulse & Kyle White | 1:00 |
| 45 | Monkey Buddy (narration) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 1:00 |
| 46 | Bach That Ass Up (narration) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 1:00 |
| 47 | Elastic Waistband (narration) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 1:00 |
| 48 | Sandwich of Hurl (narration) | Eliot Pulse & Kyle White | 1:00 |
| 49 | Planetary Takeover (narration) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 1:00 |
| 50 | Harpsicle (narration) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 0:30 |
| 51 | Twee Patrol (narration) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 0:30 |
| 52 | Cheese Scrambler (narration) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 0:30 |
| 53 | Watermelon War (narration) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 0:30 |
| 54 | Fumble Snatcher (narration) | Eliot Pulse & Kyle White | 0:30 |
| 55 | Monkey Buddy (narration) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 0:30 |
| 56 | Bach That Ass Up (narration) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 0:30 |
| 57 | Elastic Waistband (narration) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 0:30 |
| 58 | Sandwich of Hurl (narration) | Eliot Pulse & Kyle White | 0:30 |
| 59 | Planetary Takeover (narration) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 0:30 |
| 60 | Harpsicle (narration) | Eliot Pulse & Matt Smith | 0:30 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 79573ccd-7f98-429b-a552-2b259bbe39b6 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.