Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | I Want to Be Peter Lorre | Tom Smith | 3:01 |
| 2 | Curmudgeon's Son | Tom Smith | 1:59 |
| 3 | Hellraiser | Tom Smith | 6:00 |
| 4 | Crystal Gayle Killed Frank Herbert | Tom Smith | 1:37 |
| 5 | 307 Ale | Tom Smith | 3:34 |
| 6 | Rotten Robin | Tom Smith | 1:55 |
| 7 | A Boy and His Frog | Tom Smith | 3:47 |
| 8 | Return of the King, Uh Huh | Tom Smith | 2:35 |
| 9 | Serial Killer | Tom Smith | 0:34 |
| 10 | Walking Along the Beach... | Tom Smith | 4:44 |
| 11 | The Worst Job There Is | Tom Smith | 3:38 |
| 12 | Superman Sex Life Boogie | Tom Smith | 2:56 |
| 13 | My Unicorn Song | Tom Smith | 2:40 |
| 14 | PQR | Tom Smith | 4:09 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group c0b80a9e-8aa9-482e-b14a-d0731d36ca92 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.