Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Homo Pirates | Matt Mulholland | 2:41 |
| 2 | Fully Functional Penis | Matt Mulholland | 2:37 |
| 3 | Kick You in the Nuts | Matt Mulholland | 3:16 |
| 4 | Stick It in You | Matt Mulholland | 3:27 |
| 5 | Penis Chorale, Part 2 (live) | Matt Mulholland | 1:56 |
| 6 | No Matter Where You Are (You'll Always Be There) | Matt Mulholland | 4:06 |
| 7 | Leper Leprechaun | Matt Mulholland | 3:12 |
| 8 | Hot Bitches Fast Cars | Matt Mulholland | 5:42 |
| 9 | Everybody Loves Charles | Matt Mulholland | 2:51 |
| 10 | Chicken for Love | Matt Mulholland | 2:56 |
| 11 | Isn't It Weird | Matt Mulholland | 2:58 |
| 12 | Let's Get a Steak | Matt Mulholland | 2:39 |
| 13 | Steve Perry | Matt Mulholland | 3:24 |
| 14 | Homo Pirates (original) | Matt Mulholland | 1:28 |
| 15 | Fully Functional Penis (original) | Matt Mulholland | 1:55 |
| 16 | Penis Chorale, Part 1 | Matt Mulholland | 0:56 |
| 17 | A Poetry Reading by Matt Mulholland | Matt Mulholland | 1:27 |
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Source: MusicBrainz release group b39931ed-f5c9-451e-b18d-df098d5fbca1 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.