Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Hello, I Love You (Let's Get Tested) | Bob Rivers | 2:18 |
| 2 | I'm Just a Singer in a Holiday Inn | Bob Rivers | 1:40 |
| 3 | What If God Smoked Cannabis? | Trish Nielsen | 2:44 |
| 4 | Beat Up Old Jetliner | Bob Rivers | 2:20 |
| 5 | Read It in the Tabloids | Bob Rivers | 2:10 |
| 6 | Mr. Magoo | Bob Rivers | 2:59 |
| 7 | When a Man Loves a Chicken | Bob Rivers | 3:00 |
| 8 | I Used to Rock & Roll All Night | Bob Rivers | 2:20 |
| 9 | Getting Fatter All the Time | Bob Rivers | 1:53 |
| 10 | I'm a Weight Watcher | Bob Rivers | 1:46 |
| 11 | Officer Fuhrman | Bob Rivers | 1:28 |
| 12 | OJ's Trial Thing | Bob Rivers | 2:28 |
| 13 | How It Feels (to Be Old) | Bob Rivers | 2:11 |
| 14 | Bowel Moves | Bob Rivers | 2:40 |
| 15 | Wrong Foot Amputated | Bob Rivers | 2:09 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 62ff947f-6418-3ce6-a96e-d89698671409 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.