Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Funeral for Coach | Samuel Locke Ward | 2:44 |
| 2 | Let's Give Them Hairless Hacks | Samuel Locke Ward | 2:20 |
| 3 | Will Be Heaven | Samuel Locke Ward | 2:45 |
| 4 | You Are the Turd | Samuel Locke Ward | 3:54 |
| 5 | Five Nightmares | Samuel Locke Ward | 3:31 |
| 6 | The Little Moon Face | Samuel Locke Ward | 2:16 |
| 7 | Find Me a Man | Samuel Locke Ward | 2:14 |
| 8 | Hey, Well-Dressed Brothers | Samuel Locke Ward | 3:23 |
| 9 | Taking Away the Pop | Samuel Locke Ward | 2:07 |
| 10 | The River | Samuel Locke Ward | 1:49 |
| 11 | This Pooch Shall Fly | Samuel Locke Ward | 7:00 |
| 12 | Clown's Choice | Samuel Locke Ward | 3:11 |
| 13 | The Golden Kids Are Brats | Samuel Locke Ward | 2:31 |
| 14 | Church of the Bloated | Samuel Locke Ward | 3:18 |
| 15 | Fleas Must Go | Samuel Locke Ward | 2:19 |
| 16 | Pleasant Are the Leisure Days | Samuel Locke Ward | 4:33 |
| 17 | Let's Leave Today | Samuel Locke Ward | 1:58 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 6ddcfedf-41ce-4712-8c28-f3ceb1389630 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.