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Preschool Tea Party Massacre

Formed 2003United States12 albums

Songs recorded

  1. Beaten With Your Own Cowboy Boots2 versions
  2. Breastfeeding a Boozed Whore2 versions
  3. Dead Baby Eaten by Dogs2 versions
  4. Doggie Style Cyber Sex With Marilyn Monrobot2 versions
  5. First Freehold, Then the World, Then Space2 versions
  6. I Don't Just Develop Film, I Develop Families2 versions
  7. I Swerved to Miss a Cat and Hit 36 Kids2 versions
  8. Sausage King Shooting Spree2 versions
  9. The Story of the Lonely Giraffe Who Fucked a Tree, a Fence, and a Shed2 versions
  10. We Finally Got A Drummer But He's Paralyzed From The Neck Down2 versions
  11. Alfred, Do You Like Ice Cream?
  12. Alien Rape
  13. All Dressed Up and No One to Blow
  14. Almost as Cool as Stealing Prosthetic Legs
  15. Almost as Cool as Stealing Prosthetic Legs (Screwed and Chopped)
  16. Anne Frank's Vagina
  17. Baby Clogged Toilet
  18. Baseball Bat Abortion
  19. Best Things in Life Are Free, Then Why Did I Pay to Get AIDS
  20. Bitch Betta Have My Money
  21. Black Girlfriend Killed Grandma
  22. Bludgeoned With a Vacuum Cleaner
  23. Bringing Invisibility to a Gun Fight
  24. Burning Bridges Like I Burn Babies
  25. Butt Raped By Bigfoot
  26. Candy, Cookies, Toys, and 18 Other Ways to Get Kids in Your Minivan
  27. Cape + Mask + Gun = Neighborhood Shooting Rampage
  28. Casey Anthony Can Get It Because I Like a Girl With Junk in Her Trunk
  29. Caveman Dildo
  30. Charles Lindbergh Was a Fuck Machine
  31. Cherry Kool-Aid and K-Mart Sneakers Are Key Ingredients for Mass Suicide
  32. Cherry Kool-Aid and Kmart Sneakers Are Key Ingredients for Mass Suicide
  33. Child Pornography Keeps Me From Killing My Family
  34. Climbing the Ladder of Exhibitionism at the Old Folks Home
  35. Come See the Softer Side of Sodomy
  36. Condoms, Lubricant and Sardine Juice
  37. Da Dirty Tampon Requiem
  38. Damn, Thats the Second Girlfriend I've Killed
  39. Dead Baby Speed Bump
  40. Dimebag Is Just Like Selena... Dead
  41. Don't Worry Asshole, You'll Get Another Chance
  42. Drop It Asshole!
  43. Explaining to Police Why You Masturbate in the Public Library
  44. Faking Retardation to Fondle Women
  45. Fast Times at Abu Ghraib
  46. Fetus Cock Slap
  47. Force Fed Vomit
  48. Fuck Her and Kill Her, but Not in That Order
  49. Fuck Me Gently...With a Chainsaw
  50. Fucked at Gunpoint
  51. Fuzzy Wuzzy Was a Child Molester
  52. Girlfriend Killed Grandma
  53. Giving Head to a Shotgun
  54. Go Play in Traffic
  55. HIV Infected Fecal Matter
  56. High School Yearbook Masturbation
  57. Holocaust Fun for the Whole Family
  58. How Many Licks to the Center of the Pussy Pop... The World May Never Know
  59. I Fuck on the First Date
  60. I Never Forget an Asshole
  61. I Took My A.K. to a Nun Shit Sex Orgy
  62. I Totally Owned That Handicapped Kid in DDR
  63. I Wonder What a Woolly Mammoth Burger Would Taste Like
  64. I'll Stick My Dancing Shoes Up Your Ass
  65. I'm Aint Filming Up Skirts, I'm Spying on Al-Qaeda
  66. I'm Gonna Die on a Toilet, Aren't I?
  67. I'm Gonna Fuck Me a Moose
  68. I'm Not Racist, I Just Hate Minorities
  69. I'm Too Old for This Shit
  70. I'm'a Kill You, You Sick Asshole!
  71. I've Got MS, Show Me Your Tits
  72. If You Can't Trust a Mexican Hooker Who Can You Trust
  73. If You Got the HIV. Holla at Us (Cause We Never Rock Jimmy Hats)
  74. If the Best Things in Life Are Free, Then Why Did I Pay to Get AIDS?
  75. Infected Fecal Matter
  76. Is Yanni Gonna Have to Choke a Bitch?
  77. It Fucking Hurts When I Piss
  78. It Only Gets Worse From Here
  79. It Only Hurts When I Smile
  80. Jesus Was a Scarecrow
  81. Jesus and His Crappy Rap Video
  82. John Denver School of Flight
  83. Just Your Typical Family Sex Dungeon
  84. Lesbian Boy Torture
  85. Lieutenant Mike Harrigan
  86. Malibu Is for Gay Guidos and Women
  87. Managing to Fuck a 16 Year Old
  88. Mr. Potato Head the Convicted Wife-Beater
  89. Myspace Beat Down
  90. No Viewing Octopus Porno on Company Time
  91. No Way You Live, No Way
  92. Nun Brains
  93. Nun Shit Orgy
  94. Of Course I'm Not a Real Person. I'm a Big Piece of Poop
  95. On Your Knees Asshole!
  96. Opepay Obilemay Ivedray Ybay
  97. Pope-Mobile Drive By
  98. Raped for Two Years
  99. Remember, Feet First Through a Woodchipper
  100. Riggs!
  101. Sand Burial Fuckfest
  102. Say Cheese and Get Raped
  103. Self-Induced Abortion With a Shake Weight
  104. Since When Is Caging a Child Illegal
  105. Sir Rapes-A-Lot
  106. Some Call It Stalking, I Call It Love
  107. Sorry Miss, I Was Giving Myself an Oil Job
  108. Stuff That Fetus Full of Lead
  109. Talking Bout Them Birds
  110. That's Right Asshole, Shit Happens!
  111. The Gooks of Hazzard
  112. The Lost Hitler Golf Trophy
  113. Things Got a Little Out of Hand So I Bit Off Her Nose
  114. Thug Mosh Grind Doo
  115. Trying to Keep the Body Count at Six
  116. Tune for Your Titties
  117. Umbrella Sodomy
  118. Underage Girls Gone Wild!
  119. Underage Sleepover Sex Party
  120. What a Horrible Way to Go Out

Albums

Smokin' at the Gas Station
Smokin' at the Gas StationPreschool Tea Party Massacre · 2003
The Bone Concubine
The Bone ConcubinePreschool Tea Party Massacre · 2004
John Denver School of Flight
John Denver School of FlightPreschool Tea Party Massacre · 2005
Preschool Tea Party Massacre
Preschool Tea Party MassacrePreschool Tea Party Massacre · 2005
Drop It Asshole!
Drop It Asshole!Preschool Tea Party Massacre · 2006
Hardcore Died With Hitler
Hardcore Died With HitlerPreschool Tea Party Massacre · 2006
Return to the Bone Concubine
Return to the Bone ConcubinePreschool Tea Party Massacre · 2007
Anne Frank's Vagina
Anne Frank's VaginaPreschool Tea Party Massacre · 2011
Hot Lunch!
Hot Lunch!Preschool Tea Party Massacre · 2012
Breemix
BreemixPreschool Tea Party Massacre · 2025
It Only Hurts When I Smile
It Only Hurts When I SmilePreschool Tea Party Massacre · 2025
Talkin About Them Birds
Talkin About Them BirdsPreschool Tea Party Massacre · 2025

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